Your boss doesn’t like you/
Your boss just really doesn’t like you/
Watches whatever you do/
This big red “X” is on your back/
He starts fucking with you/
Clearly/ and really fucking with you/
but you are one of the few/
who’s never late/ and who never slacks/
Like other cats/ who call in sick/
on every pay day/ may day/
they say/ the ship is going down/
and you’re on it like the captain/
here
the audience is booing/
you’re the only one that’s rapping/
here
your getting jumped/
and you’re the only one that’s scrapping/
here
This is what you go through/
when you suck at kissing ass/
you may find they’re extra fast/ at keeping tabs/
drug testing/ and checking labs/
walking sideways/ Mr. Crabs/
dancing on you/ doing dabs/
playing with your life/ and paycheck/
like that shit is funny/
But its crummy/
I will murder everyone who messes with my money!/
Is what you think/ but never say/
until that faithful day/
the set up really happens/ they stay capping/
Inside meeting after meeting/
Confused as hell as you are pleading/
Your case/ as you do they investigate/
With their hearts swollen with hate/
And there one fatal mistake/
Was letting you go/ You’re Fired!/ right before the holidays/
No sick time or servants pay/
Move bitch/ get out the way/
No matter how/ hard-you-try/ to get along/
The weak will always have contempt for the strong/
Please stay away from fake friends/
The action of inflicting hurt or harm/
on someone who/ has done you wrong/
The definition of revenge/
Honey I’m home/ You say over the groans/
And as you begin to bitch and you moan/
you’re wife ain’t hearing that shit/
You know she likes nice things/
20K on one ring/
That you bought her last year/
and she ain’t wearing that shit/
Thanksgiving is-on-the table/ and no one is eating it/
50 K/ in your savings account/ and she is depleting it/
Every time/ you ask her why/ she bought something/
She needed it/
She’s so disobedient/
All selfish ingredients/
Being disrespectful as she looks for other penises/
You trying to be optimistic/ but your life feels meaningless/
She showed you/ she wasn’t ride or die/ you wasn’t seeing it/
She sent you/ divorce papers to sign/ and you completed it/
She got the house/
she got the dogs/
and two of three whips/
After they gave her your chips/
She injected both lips/
Got a BBL/ and had work done on both hips/
As you try to own this/
You’re throne-less/
You’re homeless/
All you have the power to do is make a tight fist/
As the darkness persists/
Payback’s on your wish list/
A new job would fix this/
but you need a reference/
From the same job that told you/ that you were dismissed/
No matter how/ hard-you-try/ to get along/
The weak will always have contempt for the strong/
Please stay away from fake friends/
The action of inflicting hurt or harm/
on someone who/ has done you wrong/
The definition of revenge/
Your thirst/could be a lot worst/
And even as the truth hurts/ you try to smirk/ as you eat dirt/
You live in a car/ that you use for work/
You feel blessed/ and you feel cursed/
Together in concert/ You reverse/ Your situation by stacking some bread first/
You start out as a Gypsy cab/ so you can maneuver/
You get a cheap motel room/ and a used apple computer/
You cleaned up all the rumors/ that you were/ a loser/
Now your making decent money/ getting fares from Uber/
The past is the past/ Now you’re focused on the future/
You grow-a-beard/ and you change-your-name/
You should have done this sooner/
Your regulars love you/ and your sense of humor/
5 stars from commuters/ consumers/ and cougars
Everything is looking up/ until you bump into her/
Your X-Wife is your next fare/ On a date with Luther/
He was your old boss/
You didn’t know he knew her/
they don’t recognize you/
because your look is newer/
These two were/
apparently/ going to Vancouver/
You take them to the airport/
You drive there like a trooper/
They don’t know an intruder/
Is driving their cruiser/
You listen to them talk/
and find out they were users/
Who set you up/ to get you out of the way/
Like they were movers/
You pull into an alley/ and told them both who you were ~
