Once upon a time I was in a situation/ where I was having a great conversation/ with a goddess that had great powers of persuasion/
She also had more game than Allen Iverson/ Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Laura Robson/ Micheal Jordan in 91/ or a hand of spades about to run a Boston/
She says to me: I just can’t see giving any man this pussy for free/
I got to thinking about that statement as well as what my rebuttal would be/ Before I opened my mouth I heard my wisdom say to me/
Never try to persuade/ those who are already convinced/ So I let the statement slide since/ the pennies from my highest thought made so much sense/
Silly of me to think that biting my tongue/ would pause our interaction/ since I’m dealing with the type of person/ who simply says shit just to get a reaction/
She insisted/ and then persisted/ that I show some respect/ and engage her using my intelect/
I said “No disrespect/ But Before I Cut the Check”
Please know/
Peace and tranquility/ are more important to me/ than the meanest kitty/ from the baddest chick/ from the greatest city/
Please know I will be watching how you navigate a room/ whether it be filled with/ your friends/ my friends/ your exes or my exes/ please/ No questionable disappearances through emergency exits/
And should we separate within the confines of a crowded room/ fine.. / I’ll be looking to you to still move with me as one/ like the 1st hour of the afternoon/
Love I mean no disrespect/ But Before I Cut the Check/
I need spiritual vitamins you can only get from soul food/
So if you can’t love me in a way that sustains my diet/ to me that’s a bad look/ a pretty girl who can’t cook/
Also/ please know/ I never looked at money like it was something I couldn’t get/ through creativity or ingenuity bests believe I’m going to collect/ so don’t be making porn star threats/ then I blow a couple stacks but it doesn’t make you wet/
Love I mean no disrespect/ But Before I Cut the Check/
I need to know that a woman chooses me to be in her presence/ on the strength of my own essence/
I have already experienced women who didn’t love me but loved what I provided/ Excuse me for mixing sex with love/ it’s hard to keep the 2 divided/
Love I mean no disrespect/ But Before I Cut the Check/
I need to know that you will bring more to the table than plastic place mats/ alternative facts/ and soy sauce packs/
I need the wind at my back/ a girl by my side who can roll a blunt/ and then quickly light the match/
Can you handle that? Hmmmmm I wonder/
For if you can/ I have no problem signing my name above the routing number/
GB
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Truth, my friend…truth! Never allow anyone at your table who is not equipped to master the game or at least make it thoroughly enjoyable to play.